Christmas comes just once a year (i got a baby doll)

With all its yuletide joy and cheer (i got a football)

But there's one thing I'd like to say...

Is that I hate christmas day (i got a rock!)



It's time for everybody to have a christmas party

Everyone but me i'll step outside boycott your office party

No secret santa for me

Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway



Cuz I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow

I'd rather stay where frosty melts in the sun

July 4 parade

A lynchburg lemonade

An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)



Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year



Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping

Everyone but me i'll stay inside

No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me

And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one

A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day

An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)



Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year



It was the night before christmas and all through the house

All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout

I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'

I knew that santa would be comin' soon

On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen

I yelled 'shut up ya'll, ' but they wouldn't listen

And then he came down with his belly of jello

He says "where the ladies at cuz i'm a real jolly fellow"

Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight

Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night



Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year



Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year



Cuz I hate christmas, I'm glad it only comes one time a year



Cuz I hate christmas, I'm glad it only comes one time a year