I woke up, can't wait to eat

Got my cereal, boy was I beat

Opened the fridge and to my dismay

There was no milk, my mother will pay



I want some milk

My coffee grows cold

I want some milk

I should've been told



I wish I had some goddamn milk

My Cheerios just ain't the same

I wish I had some goddamn milk

Too bad the milkman never came



I can't go out to the store

I'll just wait till my mother buys more

I'll just have wheat thins and beer

If I get sick, the toilet is near



I want some milk

My coffee grows cold

I want some milk

I should've been told



I wish I had some goddamn milk

My Cheerios just ain't the same

I wish I had some goddamn milk

Too bad the milkman never came



I want some milk

My coffee grows cold

I want some milk

I should've been told