Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

I’m gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody’s gon tell me I can’t

I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

Cause in my castle I’m the freaking man

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all



Tomorrow I’ll wake up do some P90X

Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex

And she’s gonna scream out “this is great”

(Oh my god, this is great)

I might mess around and get my college degree

I bet my old man would be so proud of me

But sorry pops you’ll just have to wait

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything



No I ain’t gonna comb my hair

Cause I ain’t going anywhere

I’ll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing at all