Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends We're so glad you could attend Come inside! Come inside! There behind a glass is a real blade of grass be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along! Come inside, the show's about to start guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured you'll get your money's worth Greatest show, in Heavan Hell or Earth You've gotta see the show It's a Dynamo You gotta see the show, It's rock and roll Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies And he laughs until he cries Then he dies, then he dies Come inside, the show's about to start guaranteed to blow your head apart You've gotta see the show It's a Dynamo You gotta see the show, It's rock and roll Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline Will perform on guillotine What a scene! What a scene! Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand to Alexander's Ragtime Band Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! See the show! Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool Seven virgins and a mule Keep it cool. Keep it cool. We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown were exclusively our own, All our own. All our own. Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show! See the Show!