Here they come in their cuffed Levi's 

Hair slicked back, they're real tough guys 

Black t-shirt and a bad attidude 

Better not step on their blue suede shoes 



Livin' in a time that's long since gone 

It's not quite right, there's something wrong 

Look! There goes another Betty Page 

Get with it chick, it's all the rage 



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He's really, really, really rockabilly 

Really, really, really rockabilly 

He pissed in his pants 

He's too drunk to care 

He's wearin' 1956 underwear 



There's neo-rockabilly 

There's psycho-rockabilly 

There's Starbucks-Orange-County rockabilly 

There's euro - ja-ja-wir machen-rockin' rockabilly 

There's Western-swing-traditional-blues- 

influenced rockabilly 

There's Australian shrimp-on-the-barbie- 

carry-your-surfboard-to-Sears- 

to-buy-your-rolled-up-Levi's rockabilly 

There's rock-a-Johnny, rock-a-Sally, rock-a-hillbilly 

It's all too stupid, and it's just plain silly 



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The man at the door 

He's a rockabilly guy 

He said you can't come in 

Your pompadour's too high 

Better grow them sideburns 



Get a tattoo on your neck 

Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon 

Drive a rockabilly wreck 



Has it come to this? 

I want a new job 

Rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs are rockabilly 

stars 

It used to be fun just to play the guitar 

Now I just want to run real, real far 



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