upper class high society

 God's gift to ballroom notoriety

 I always fill my ballroom

 The event is never small

 The social pages say I've got

 The biggest balls of all

 CHORUS:

 I've got big balls

 I've got big balls

 And they're such big balls

 Dirty big balls

 And he's got big balls

 And she's got big balls

 But we've got the biggest balls of them all

 And my balls are always bouncing

 My ballroom always full

 And everybody cums and cums again

 If your name is on the guest list

 No one can take you higher

 Everybody says I've got

 Great balls of fire

 CHORUS

 Some balls are held for charity

 And some for fancy dress

 But when they're held for pleasure

 They're the balls that I like best

 My balls are always bouncing

 To the left and to the right

 It's my belief that my big balls

 Should be held every night

 CHORUS

 And I'm just itching to tell you about them

 Oh we had such wonderful fun

 Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

 Ball sucker