Pick up my sword it's time to do business 

Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this 

When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees 



Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil 

(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil 

Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please 



Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate 

Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate 

Put in my place but I'll break out once again 



All these encounters may just leave me scarred 

And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard 

Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend 



I don't give a damn, not an iota 

Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 



I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 

I will prevail 

Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 

I'm in love 

Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 

Only one thing left to do 

Touch Fluffy Tail 



Lately I know I'm going so crazy 

Never thought goodness would be so hazy 

Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught 



But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this 

Gotta get out and get back to business 

Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought 



I don't give a damn, not an iota 

Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 



I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 

I will prevail 

Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 

I'm in love 

Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 

Only one thing left to do 

Touch Fluffy Tail 



We'll see the light of day again my dear 

Let's go on an adventure 

The heavens frown upon us on this day 

But I've still got my quota 

Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota 



I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 

I will prevail 

Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 

I'm in love 

Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 

Only one thing left to do 

Touch Fluffy Tail 

(Oooooo) 

I'm in love 

Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 

Only one thing left to do 

Touch Fluffy Tail