标题:Constipated With Lyrics
艺人:Weird Al Yankovic
节拍:
Moderate ♩ = 80
和弦:D5 A#sus2 F C Dm Gm
注释:uh huh...Extra Cheese...uh huhSave a piece for me...Pizza party at your house,I went just to check it out.Nineteen extra larges,what a shame, no one came.Just us, eating all alone.you said "take the pizza home".No sense letting all thisgo to waste, so then i facedpizza all day, and every day.There's cheese 'round the clock, it's getting me blocked, and I sure don't care for irregularity.Tell meWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?Cos' right now I'd do anything to just to get my bowels evacuatedin the bathroom.I sitand I waitand i strainand I sweatand I clench and I feel the pain, oh.Should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigate d... No, no, no.I was feeling pretty downtill my girlfriend came around.We're just so alike inevery way i gotta say.Infact I just thought I mightpop the question there that night.I was kissing her sotenderly, but woe is me.Who would have guessed, her family crestIsuddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh,andson of a gun, it's just like the one onme... Tell meHow was I supposed to know that we were both related?Beleive me, if iknew she was my cousin we never would have dated.What to do now?Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes andmove to Alabama where that kind of thing is toller ated. No, no, no.I had so much on my mind,I thought maybe I'd unwind.Try out that newrollercoaster ride, and the guideSaid not to stand, but that's a demand thatI couldn't meet, I got on my feet,andstood up instead, and knocked of my head yousee. Tell meWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?This really is amajor inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.It's such a drag now.I can't eatI can't breatheI can't snore,I can't belch or yodel anymore.Can't spit or blow my nose or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. Oh no!Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?I gotta tell ya,life without a head kinda makes me irritated.What a bummer.I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneezebut my neck is enjoyinga pleasant breeze now.Haven't been the same since my head and I were sep erated... No, no, no.
