Hey boys and girls This nin-ja sci-ence les-son's gon-na rock your world So close your eyes and tra-vel back in time With me and Nin-ja Brian It's gon-na blow your mind to shit! It was an ord-in-a-ry day at Di-no-saur High When Ste-go-sau-rus raised his hand and called for high-fives Ty-ran-no-sau-rus saw this and got pissed Be-cause his ti-ny wrists Caused his high-five to miss And he was like "Fuck this!" Oh Ye-ee-ah! Oh ye-ee-ah! It's an old school Di-no-saur La-ser Fight! Oh Ye-ee-ah! Hell Ye-ee-eah! Just a clas-sic Di-no-saur La-ser Fight! It was a fu-tu-ri-stic pre-hi-stor-ic throw-down But it was qui-et be-cause in space there is no so-und Did we men-tion that this took place in space? It did. So shut your face Al-so, there were ro-bots and sha-rks Oh Ye-ee-ah! Oh ye-ee-ah! It's a god-damn Di-no-saur La-ser Fight In spa-aa-ace! With sha-aa-arks! It's a balls out Di-no-saur La-ser Fight! It's fu-cking sci- ence! Just ask Al-bert Ein- stein. He in-ven-ted space. ...and then a bunch of fuck-in a-li-ens from Mars Showed up all ripp-ing so-los on V-neck gui-tars The di-nos, sharks, and ro-bots saw they came in peace So they killed them with la-sers HO-LY SHIT! And then they had a gi-ant la-ser par- ty! Di-no-saur La-ser Par- ty! HO-LY SHIT! La-ser Par- ty HO-LY SHIT! La-ser Par- ty! FUCK!! It was an ord-in-a-ry day at Di-no-saur High When Ste-go-sau-rus raised his hand and called for high-fives Ty-ran-no-sau-rus saw this and got pissed Be-cause his ti-ny wrists Caused his high-five to miss And he was like "Fuck this!" Oh Ye-ah! Oh ye-ah! It's an old school Di-no-saur La-ser Fight! Oh Ye-ah! Hell Ye-ah! Just a clas-sic Di-no-saur La-ser Fight! Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh Wo-oo-oo-oh Oh Ye-ah! Oh ye-ah! It's a god-damn Di-no-saur La-ser Fight In spa-ace! With sha-arks! It's a balls out Di-no-saur La-ser Fight! It's fu-cking sci- ence! Just ask Al-bert Ein- stein. He in-ven-ted space. HO-LY SHIT! [Second part sings Motherfucking Science] Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh Wo-oo-oh, wo-oo-oh Wo-oo-oh FUCK!!