Last night, I got so high 

I think I had sex with the cable guy 

Well I’ll admit, it would’ve been funny, 

But that pole smoker stole all my drug money 

I buy chronic every week or so 

But I do it when I’m really really high on blow 

I’m wide awake, but it’s hard to count 

I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce! 



I like drugs but they don’t like me 

My brain cells seem to disagree 

I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, 

But they don’t like me 



I was pounding some bitch the other night 

Rolling on E man, feeling alright 

When I was high she was hotter than heck 

But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek 

I get high, that ain’t no lie 

But I can’t afford another friggin DUI 

Doctor says "stop, or you’ll be dying" 

I was gonna, but then you said you were buying 



I like drugs but the don’t like me 

It’s always better, when they’re free! 

I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, 

But they don’t like me 

No they don’t! 

Don’t try and stop me, I can’t be saved, oh yeah 

If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved, 

Courtesy of lyricshall.com 

Can you necro-feel-it! 



Aaahhhhh yeah... I like drugs 

I do it when I’m chillin’ 

Aaaahhhhhh yeah... I like drugs 

I’ve even snorted penicillin 

If I can crush it - it goes up my nose 

If it’s smack I’ll shoot it in between my toes 

How old am I? Nobody knows! 

My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows! 

Vicodin, Valium, Percocet and crack, 

Everybody scream Heavy Metal’s back! 

I like drugs but the don’t like me 



I like drugs but the don’t like me 

I’m driving right now to the next party 

I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don’t like me 



[Michael:] 

Oh shit man, I’m getting pulled over again... 

Ah I better chug these beers, where’s those pills, shit? 



[Cop:] 

Sir do you realize you were going 25mph 

On the freeway back there? 



[Michael:] 

Well what’s the fucking speed limit? 15 mph? 



[Cop:] 

Sir do you have any Warrants? 



[Michael:] 

I got their first CD, but you can’t have it motherfucker! 

Later! 



[Cop:] 

I got a 5150 on a 2112, I’m following a 1984 yellow Camaro 

Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth... 

Scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!