I'm top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected. I'm yankee Doodle Dandy in a gold Rolls Royce, I wanna be elected Kids want a savior and don't need a fake, I wanna be elected We're all gonna rock to the rules that I make, I wanna be elected Elected, Elected, Respected, Elected. Voices: "Flash! Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all ships "at sea. The candidate is taking the country by storm!" I never lied to you, I've always been cool, I wanna be elected. I'll shock to get a vote and I told you 'bout school, I wanna be elected. Elected, Elected, Halleluyah, I wanna be selected, By the people of the United States of America. We're gonna win this one, take the country by storm, We're gonna be elected. You and me together, young and strong, We're gonna be elected. Elected, Elected, Respected, reflected. I wanna be elected (Alice ad lib 'till fade)