Winter gettin colder, summer gettin warmer

Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border

Why buy a gallon, when its cheaper by the barrel

Just dont be busted singin Christmas carols

Thats us, Thats right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin

Funny how the world keeps turnin

Look ma, no hands

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Momma gets her rocks off watchin Desperate Housewives

Daddy works his can off payin for the good life

Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool

Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl

Thats us, Thats right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin

Funny how the world keeps turnin

Look ma, no hands

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Poor little miss Americas town

She gained five pounds and lost her crown

Quick fix plastic surgical antidote

Got herself a record deal, cant even sing a note

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller

Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars

Cousins caught a buzz with an aerosol can

If the shoe dont fit, the fits gonna hit the shan

Thats us, Thats right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin

Funny how the world keeps turnin

Hot dog, Hot damn

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Oh yeah,

Na na na na na na na na…….

Toby Keith - American Ride

The Real American Country Music