Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 

 I'm damned for what I said 

 And the way I said it 

 I didn't think it through 

 And I don't think I meant it 

 Is it me that bothers you? 

 And will we live to regret this? 

 Too much air is lost already 

 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 

 Now you've fallen on hard times 

 You're ripped and torn like many 

 At the scene of all your crimes 

 You're guilty and they're plenty 

 Now you never leave the house 

 Unless you're really desperate 

 One last ticket to God knows where 

 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser 

 Last one to Heaven's a loser