I used to take you out

Nearly every night

And be interested in everything you like

Hatefully pretending you were everything I wanted



A whole lot more like me around you

Please appreciate my honesty



I'm so glad that

I can lay around with hand in pants

Without a chance

Of disappointing you

Never listening or helping

Except for maybe a critique or two



A whole lot more like me around you

Please appreciate my honesty

Appreciate my honesty



I'm so happy that we've gotten past the lies

If you don't believe me, start again with any other guy

They'll be nice and really tight

But soon like me, they'll realize...

That it's a lie



All the time I've let myself go

But I'm not gonna let you go

Unless you wanna go and pick me up some food

Or something nice



A whole lot more like me around you

Please appreciate my honesty

A whole lot more like me around you

Please appreciate my honesty

Appreciate my honesty