Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got,

Taking a break from all your worries sure would help alot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when you got no lights,

The check is in the mail.

And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail,

And your third fiancé didn't show.

Sometimes you wanna go. Where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came.

You wanna be where you can see,

Our troubles are all the same,

You wanna be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed,

Mr. coffee's dead,

The morning's looking bright, (echo: looking bright)

And your shrink ran of to Europe and didn't even write.

And your husband wants to be a girl!

Be glad there's one place in the world,

Where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came.

You wanna go where people know,

People are all the same,

You wanna go where everybody knows your name. (piano solo)

Where everybody knows your name, where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came.

Where everybody knows your name, where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came.

Where everybody knows your name,where every body knows your name,

And they're always glad you came.