前奏
Ebm         Abm 
C#          F#m
Bm          Abm           
Bbm         Bbm      

主歌
Ebm         Abm 
My heart is paralyzed
C#          F#m
My head was oversized
Bm              Abm            Bbm        Bbm 
I'll take the high road like I should
Ebm         Abm 
You said it's meant to be
C#            F#m
That it's not you, it's me
Bm              Abm           Bbm      Bbm 
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

副歌
Bm
She went down in an airplane
F#m
Fried getting suntan
C#               Ebm           C#
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Bm               F#m            F        Bbm   
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
Bm
She met a shark underwater
F#m
Fell and no one caught her
C#                    Ebm           C#
I returned everything I ever bought her
Bm               F#m            Bbm
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Bbm                  Ebm
And ways to say you died

间奏
Ebm         Abm 
C#          F#m
Bm          Abm            
Bbm         Bbm

主歌
Ebm            Abm   
My pride still feels the sting
C#          F#m
You were my everything
Bm           Abm              Bbm        Bbm
Someday I'll find a love like yours
Ebm            Abm
She'll think I'm Superman
C#          F#m
Not super minivan
Bm           Abm           Bbm        Bbm
How could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

副歌
Bm
She was caught in a mudslide
F#m
Eaten by a lion
C#                Ebm           C#
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Bm               F#m            F        Bbm
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
Bm
She dried up in the desert
F#m
drowned in a hot tub
C#                    Ebm       C#
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
Bm               F#m            Bbm
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Bbm                 Ebm
And ways to say you died

间奏
Ebm         Abm 
C#          F#m
Bm          Abm            
Bbm          Bm

过渡
C#                       C#
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
Bm                      Bm
I wanna be the one your dying to
C#     C#            Bm         Bm     
Love...but you don't want to

Bbm                               Bbm
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
Bbm                               Bbm
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

副歌
Bm
She went down in an airplane
F#m
Fried getting suntan
C#               Ebm           C#
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Bm               F#m            F        Bbm   
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
Bm
She met a shark underwater
F#m
Fell and no one caught her
C#              Ebm          C#
I returned everything I ever bought her
Bm               F#m            Bbm     Bbm
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Bm
She was caught in a mudslide
F#m
Eaten by a lion
C#                Ebm           C#
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Bm               F#m            F        Bbm
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
Bm
She dried up in the desert
F#m
drowned in a hot tub
C#                    Ebm       C#
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
Bm               F#m             Bbm
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Bbm                  Bm      F#m     C#     Bm      F#m      C#   
And ways to say you died