Well she wants to be a singer in the band 

Maybe I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone 

Looks like she's all alone 

She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend 

She keeps staring me out with her 

Ol' black and blue eyes 



And I can take her dancing just so give the girl a chance 

And I was never that good at being nice when I should 

I guess that she'll forgive me 

Right before she tries to kill me 

Cause I sold her on yesterday's 

Come take me home, eye... eye... eye... eye... eyes 



And I can take her waltzin just so 

She could kick my head in 

An' oh I do believe I was drunk 

And both of my heads had shrunk

I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her 

I was lost in uh what's yer name

Come take me home eyes



Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be

And that's the very thing when your dealing with me



Young soul shagger beggin me to bag her

Filthy heart and swollen hips

And she said oh my dearest I'm not pretty

And isn't it a pity that you won't kiss these rotten lips

Come take me home eyes

Or black and blue eyes



Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go

And if she does she's getting there slow

And I would help her but I've got somewhere to be

And that's the very thing when your dealing with me