Why do you play so fast? To be cool?

If you think you'll last, you're just fools

You try to be something that you're not

And all you do is fill our ears with rot



You claim to play hardcore

Well, that's a bunch of shit

You're just a bunch of snot-nosed kids

A real group of tits



You make your bed you lay in

I bet it's made of shit

You think you're all so macho

I bet you all have clits



You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew



We offered you our hands

You just turned your backs

You're just a bunch of poser douchbag

Faggot, dickless hacks



Wearing all their douchy clothes

They like to watch each other pose

They're all the same, so fuckin' lame

We'll shove their spikes right up their holes



You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew