It don't matter what you said

In the mind of someone, you are now dead

What makes it bad is they're living next door

So you'll need some weapons? That's what I'm here for!

Seems you got us a war



AK-47, Tomcat, F-11 hardly ever used, tell me what am I bid?

You on the back wall, this is it last call

Better buy 'em now or you'll wish that you did

You'll wish that you did



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I know, you know, in this world you gotta pay

It's all for sale, what's your side? You couldn't say

No, doesn't matter anyway



Claymore land mines, anti-personnel kind

Good for lining borders and they're easy to hide

Bury 'em in the ground, only one way they're found

Another fine product we deliver with pride

Swing a deal on the side



M-1's, ammo too, Stinger missiles got a few

Better get 'em now, while we got 'em in store

Good for a last stand, straight out of Afghanistan

If you never use 'em, you can save 'em till your next civil war

Cause that's what they're for



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Whoa, yeah!



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Ow!



No!

Doesn't matter anyway

Doesn't matter anyway

No! No! No! No! No! Ow!



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