I’ve been self diagnosing all of my problems 

Carrying all my stress in the jaw 

I’ve got all sorts of health products 

Aspirin and robo and my new skin care wash 



It couldn’t be excessive caffeine 

Dehydration or lack of sleep 

I need something real heavy 



whoooaa 



I’ve been banging my head to the beat of trauma 

Cynic in bandage by natural law 

I’ve got all sorts of beauty products 

Face paint and polish resistant to the wash 



Now I don't trust my tylenol 

To save my ass when I mess up 



Now I doubt my neti pot 

Could even clear up all my snot 

I need to fix myself 



whoooaaa 



I’ve been self diagnosing all of my problems 

Carrying all my stress in the jaw 

I’ve got all sorts of beauty products 

Face paint and polish resistant to the wash 



Now I don't trust my tylenol 

To save my ass when I mess up 



Now I doubt my neti pot 

Could even clear up all my snot 

I need to fix myself 



WHOOOOAAAA