One thing was leading to the next

 I bit off more than I could chew

 I had the power to sign the cheques

 It wasn't difficult to do

 I couldn't stay and face the music

 So many reasons why

 I won't be sending postcards

 From Paraguay



 I robbed a bank full of dinero

 A great big mountain of dough

 So it was goodbye companero

 And cheerio

 I couldn't stay and face the music

 So many reasons why

 I won't be sending postcards

 From Paraguay



 I never meant to be a cheater

 But there was blood on the wall

 I had to steal from peter

 To pay what I owed to Paul

 I couldn't stay and face the music

 So many reasons why

 I won't be sending postcards

 From Paraguay