And if you say your prayers 
You will make God happy 
And if you do what's true 
You will make me happy 
I'll keep you in a jar 
And you will seem happy 
I'll give you breathing holes 
You will think you're happy, now 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 

And if you save yourself 
You will make him happy 
He'll bring you fine rewards 
Then you will feel happy 
I'll keep you in my room 
I'm sure you'll be happy 
And if you save your soul 
You will think you're happy now 

You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room 
You're in a laundry room