Did you think that I would laugh

When you said I was small?

Did you think that that would pass

As if nothing at all?

You say a lot of funny things, my little bunny

And I almost always laugh

But that's not really funny



You play the little bells and tell a good story

You bake delicious pie and that's enough for me

But I am big I am your man 

And you're my little honey

And I like what you have to say

But that's not really funny



You must not continue to emasculate me

The neighbor children through the window

Clearly see

The little boy will wipe his nose because it's runny

Then point at me and laugh

But that's not really funny