I knocked down a tree with my bare hands

And I've been to all four corners of this land

I killed a giant spider with an iron sword

And I ran ten miles being chased by a zombie hoard

They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to

They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you

I built a giant mansion in a mountain side

And it's fully furnished with a pool and water slide

But late at night the creepers walk me home

But I don't mind I'm getting used to spending nights alone

They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to

They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you

I don't know what to do cause me and Steve are really missing you

They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to

They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you

They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to

They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you