I called in sick, I showed up late

Forgot to clock out

Then took a smoke break

Got fired the other day but I can’t quit you

No money, no job. I suck at life, kicked out of my mom’s at 35

I gave up the fight but I can’t quit you

Blame my addictive personality

Stuck to you like bubblegum with nicotine

No more bumming cigarettes

Gave up smoking crystal meth

Cut back on greasy food

But I can’t quit you

Skateboard focused by some car

Burned down the ramp in my backyard

Doesn’t matter because I pretty much sucked

But I can’t quit you

Tried to work out to lose some weight

No more drive thru’s or chocolate shakes

I quit eating out and now you’re bummed

Blame my addictive personality

Stuck to you like bubblegum with nicotine

No more bumming cigarettes

Gave up smoking crystal meth

Cut back on greasy food

But I can’t quit you

Never had a problem with addiction till I first laid eyes on you

Now I’m going through withdrawals ever since you said we were through

I can’t quit you