Detroit couldn't rock its way out of a paper bag

Gene Simmons looks kinda cool

But Paul Stanley kinda looks like a jag

Ace Frehley can play the guitar

But he ain't no fucking Kerry King

So you get your ass out of the way

Listen up cause I'm about to sing



The creatures of the night

Can't hold a candle to this

We'll be kickin' ass we'll be takin' names

When we're bigger than Kiss

I never thought cocaine

Could be as good as this

We'll live our lives in alcoholic bliss

When we're bigger than Kiss



Rock!



Me and Charlie we love it loud

Yeah you know we rock and roll all night

Paul Stanley fell down on stage and broke a hip

Let's hope he's not alright

The ladies don't like old men

Now my love gun is the one in demand

And we're gonna go down in history

As the world's greatest rock  'n' roll band



The creatures of the night

Can't hold a candle to this

We'll be kickin' ass we'll be takin' names

When we're bigger than Kiss

Calling Dr. Love hey get a load of this

Ray bet the piss out of Peter Criss

Now we're bigger than Kiss