Lyle Lovett 

 

  

 

   If I Had A Boat

 

 

  If i had a boat

  I'd go out on the ocean

  And if i had a pony

  I'd ride him on my boat

  And we could all together

  Go out on the ocean

  Me upon my pony on my boat

  

  If i were roy rogers

  I'd sure enough be single

  I couldn't bring myself to marrying old dale

  It'd just be me and trigger

  We'd go riding through them movies

  Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

  

  And if i had a boat

  I'd go out on the ocean

  And if i had a pony

  I'd ride him on my boat

  And we could all together

  Go out on the ocean

  Me upon my pony on my boat

  

  The mystery masked man was smart

  He got himself a tonto

  'cause tonto did the dirty work for free

  But tonto he was smarter

  And one day said kemo sabe

   

  

  Kiss my ass i bought a boat

  I'm going out to sea

  

  And if i had a boat

  I'd go out on the ocean

  And if i had a pony

  I'd ride him on my boat

  And we could all together

  Go out on the ocean

  Me upon my pony on my boat

  

  And if i were like lightning

  I wouldn't need no sneakers

  I'd come and go wherever i would please

  And i'd scare 'em by the shade tree

  And i'd scare 'em by the light pole

  But i would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

  

  And if i had a boat

  I'd go out on the ocean

  And if i had a pony

  I'd ride him on my boat

  And we could all together

  Go out on the ocean

  Me upon my pony on my boat