When I was just a little baby boy

My mamma used to tell me these crazy things

She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man

She used to tell me he hated me

But then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the

crazy one

And there was nothing I could do or say to change her

Cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about being broke no more

They didn't say I can't rap about coke no more

(Ahh)

Slut, you think I won't choke no whore

Till her vocal cords don't work in her throat no more

(Ahh)

These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playin'

Thinking I'm sayin' this shit 'cause I'm thinkin' it

Just to be sayin' it

(Ahh)

Put your hands down bitch I ain't gon' shoot you

I'mma pull you to this bullet and put it through you

(Ahh)

Shut up, slut you're causing too much chaos

Just bend over and take it like a slut, ok ma

Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing her

Worse snortin' coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?

You're goddamn right bitch, and now it's too late

I'm triple-platnum and tragedies happened in two states

I invented violence you vile, venomous, vomital bitches

Vain, vicadin, vrin-vrin-vrin

Touch this chainsaw, left his brains all

Dangling from his neck while his head barely hangs on

Blood, guts, guns, cuts

Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

Bitch, I'mma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch, I'mma kill you

You don't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin'

I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

I'mma be another rapper dead

For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

(Cause why?)

Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

(Ha-ha)

You don't wanna fuck with Shady

(Why?)

Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

Bitch, I'mma kill you

Like a murder weapon I'mma conceal you

In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows & film you

Fuck with me, I've been through hell, shut the hell up

I'm try-na to develop these pictures of the devil to sell them

I ain't Acid Rap but I rap on acid

Got a new blow torch and just had a strap-on added

Woops, is that a subliminal hint? No!

It's criminal intent, to sodomize women again

Eminem offend? No, Eminem'll assault

And if you ever give it to him you'll give him an impulse

To do it again, then if he does it again

You probabaly end up jumping out of something up in the tents

Bitch, I'mma kill you

I ain't done, this ain't the chorus

I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times

In a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?

Serial killer hiding murder material

In a cereal box on top of your stereo

Here we go again, we're out of out medicine

Out of our minds, and we want in yours

Let us in

Or I'mma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch, I'mma kill you

You don't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin'

I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

I'mma be another rapper dead

For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

(Cause why?)

Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

(Ha-ha)

You don't wanna fuck with Shady

(Why?)

Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

He-heh

Know why I say these things

Cause ladies screams be creepin' in Shady's dreams

And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks

These eighty g's so he can say the same things tweece

Twice, whatever, I hate these things

Fuck shots, I hope this weed'll outweigh these drinks

Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows

Just to argue with them 'cause their ratings stink?

Fuck that, I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer

From that bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her

From the princapal to student body and counseler

From in school to before school to outta school

I don't even believe in breathin'

I'm leavin' air in your lungs so you can keep screamin'

For me to seep it

Okay, I'm ready to go play

I got the machette from OJ

I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache

You faggots keep egging me on

Till I have you at knife point then you beg me to stop?

Shut up, give me your hands and feet

I said shut up when I'm talking to you

You hear me? Answer me

Or I'mma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls leave, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch, I'mma kill you

You don't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin'

I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

I'mma be another rapper dead

For poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too, you ain't nothin' but a girl to me

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

(Cause why?)

Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

(Ha-ha)

You don't wanna fuck with Shady

(Why not?)

Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

Ha-ha-ha!

I'm just playin' ladies

You know I love you