Take a look at my girlfriend

Cos She's the only one I've got

Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lot



Take a jumbo 'cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I'm hoping it's going to come true

But there's not a lot I can do



Could we have kippers for breakfast

Mummy dear, Mummy dear

They've got to have them in Texas

Because everyone's a millionaire



I'm a winner, I'm a sinner

Do you want my autograph

I'm a loser, what a joker

I'm playing my jokes upon you

While there's nothing better to do



Don't you look at my girlfriend

For She's the only one I got

Well Not much of a girlfriend

But Never seem to get a lot

What you got? Not a lot



Take a jumbo cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I'm hoping it's going to come true.

But there's not a lot I can do