I thought tonight would suck like every other night

I'd party with my friends

But when I saw you grooving on the dance floor

Normal came to an end



We started talking and man, it was so clear to me

There's no one else like you

You got the brains, the body, and the beauty

To top it off, you're cool



This ain't impossible

This ain't improbable

You are my baby tonight

And I'm your daddy



This ain't believable

This ain't predictable

You are my baby tonight

And I'm your daddy



I hope that I ain't freaking you out

You probably hear it all the time

I swear I ain't like those other boys

I'm a special kind



I would like to give a demonstration

Of what it is I do

I'll take you out to dinner at Palermo's

We'll split a cheese fondue



This ain't impossible

This ain't improbable

You are my baby tonight

And I'm your daddy



This ain't believable

This ain't predictable

You are my baby tonight

And I'm your daddy



I will egg the goomba

If you tire

Try my best to moonwalk

On the wire



I just want to, ooh ah,

Feel your fire

Feel your fire

Feel your fire!



This ain't impossible

This ain't improbable

You are my baby tonight

And I'm your daddy



This ain't believable

This ain't predictable

You are my baby tonight

And I'm your daddy