Dad, I think I'm gay; 

These guys are beautiful, all day. 

Mom, i'm your new daughter, 

god only knows that my girlfriends are so ashamed. 

Ah Ohh, oh, 

Ah Ohh, yeah, 

Ah Ohh. 



I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and i'm holding out on you. 

I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and I'm holding out on you. 



Dad, I’m still on drugs, 

and I’m more popular than ever before. 

Mom, I’m so depressed, 

I’m popping so much Prozac, doctors are impressed. 

Ah Ohh, oh, 

Ah Ohh, yeah, 

Ah Ohh. 



I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and i'm holding out on you. 

I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and i'm holding out on you. 



I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

And I’m holding out on you. 

I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and i'm holding out on you. 

I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and i'm holding out on you. 

I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and i'm holding out on you. 

I’m super hyper spastic, yeah, 

I lost my sex drive and I'm holding out on you.