You never thought I'd do it, you never say it coming 

but it happened and they caught you in the act 

I used you for a set-up I used you for a decay 

and you fool: you went and fell into the trap 

you took me for an ally but I knew you were an enemy 

you got what you deserved because I'm shrewd 

you knew I was an expert in the art of pulling rip-offs 

but you never dreamed I'd put the heat on you 



I took the cash: you took the fall 

you get arrested: I had a ball 

you went to jail: I stole your car 

I'm having fun while you're behind the bars 



You tried to tell the cops but they laugh right in your face 

but now they're gonna throw the book at you 

tough lesson for a rookie but they caught you with the cookie 

and now your brief carreer as thief is through 

I'm the master scammer while they threw you in the slammer 

I was in your car and made my getaway 

I'm counting tens and twenties, yeah, I'm counting all our money 

and you know I'm gonna spend it all today 



So if you wanna pull a heist you'd better get some good advice 

before you meet another creep like me 

don't really think you like your cell, I think you'd rather be in hell 

but now I know the art of running free 

I know you really hate me and I know you wanna waste me 

but I also know you're smarter than you look 

so when they do parole you and you think you're on a roll 

you'd better think before I bait another hook 

(for you)