She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts eve-ry-one can en-joy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress yeah Is she a mis-ter or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes tak-ing a piss? She's my lit-tle girl, yeah, she's my lit-tle guy When I try to please her I get poked in the eye yeah She wears lace and she wears flan-nel She watch-es foot-ball and the Life-time Chan-nel What's that buldge un-der her night-ie? It must be herm-aph-ro-di-te, yeah, herm-aph-ro-di-te Some things are white Some things are black Some girls wear make-up Mine shaves her back But she's still beau-ti-ful, she's still fine It's too bad her pack-age is big-ger than mine yeah She can't help her im-per-fect-ions She gets jock itch from her yeast in-fect-ions Who stole all my whit-ie tight-ies? It must be herm-aph-ro-di-te, yeah herm-aph-ro-di-te, yeah herm-aph-ro-di-te, ...di-te, yeah