LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws

LOCK

I wanna do it

BARREL

Let's draw straws

SHOCK

jack said we should work together

Three of a kind

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Birds of a feather

Now and forever

Wheeee

La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights

SHOCK

First, we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate

LOCK

Wait! I've got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'II butter him up

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks

SHOCK

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man

Can take the whole thing over then

He'II be so pleased, I do declare

That he will cook him rare

LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL

Wheeee

LOCK

I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door

And then knock three times

And when he answers

Sandy Claws will be no more

SHOCK

You're so stupid, think now

lf we blow him up to smithereens

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We may lose some pieces

And then jack will beat us black and green

LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean

Then, see if he is sad

LOCK AND SHOCK

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy

around

lf I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

BARREL

He'II be so pleased by our success

That he'II reward us too, I bet

LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL

Perhaps he'II make his special brew

Of snake and spider stew

Ummm!

We're his little henchmen and

We take our job with pride

We do our best to please him

And stay on his good side

SHOCK

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

BARREL

I'm not the dumb one

LOCK

You're no fun

SHOCK

Shut up

LOCK

Make me

SHOCK

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'II see

We'II send a present to his door

Upon there'II be a note to read

Now, in the box we'II wait and hide

Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

BARREL

And then we'II have him

One, two, three

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick

Lock him up for ninety years, see what

makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see

Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the

key