I wanna make one thing crystal clear 

When I want an ice old beer 

Get it real quick and say "yes, dear" 

Those are the words that I wanna hear 

We’ll get along - you will see 

Focus on taking care of me 

You gotta make me a priority 

Cuz I’m a pretty bitchin’ commodity 

Dear old dad, now he’s dead 

But when he was alive he always said 

"Make those bitches take care of you 

Cause that’s what women were born to do!" 



That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for! 

Cleaning, baking, hot love making 

That’s what girls are for! 

That’s what girls are for! 

Taking directions, giving me erections 



Do my laundry, pay my bills 

Crush my Oxycontin pills 

Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills 

On the weekend you can roto-till 

You’ll see it’s a way of life 

Do a good job and you can be my wife! 

Load my guns and sharpen my knife 

Just kidding you ain’t gonna be my wife! 

Dear old dad, God rest his soul 

He’d wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl 

Smack my mom upside the head 

"Make me a sandwich" is what he said 

Yeah 



That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

Sewing, cooking, being good looking 

That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

Love me, rub me, suck my nubby! 



Anyone can see, when you’re waiting on me 

Nothing makes me feel more alive! 

And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955! 



That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

Sing it with feeling! 

That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

Even my mom agrees! 

That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 



That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

Wearing high heels and copping some feels 

That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

Kissin’ lickin’ tastes like chicken! 

That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

Being real dumb, and making me cum! 

That’s what girls are for 

That’s what girls are for 

S My D and L my B’s some more!