标题:Just Like Tiger Woods
副标题:PRESS F5
艺人:Steel Panther
专辑:Balls Out
附注:
I took a lot of the notes for this from the tab created by Kiaran Jay, I have pretty much just transcribed it to Guitar Pro for people like me who find it easier to learn from here, so all props go to him. I have made a few minor changes that I think improve the tab but I in no way take any credit for all the work he must have put into it. Long live Steel Panther, The Shocker and Asian Hookers.
节拍: Moderate ♩ = 92
标记:FadeIntroIntro SoloVerse 1ChorusVerse 2ChorusBridgePre SoloSoloPost SoloChorusOutro Solo
歌词:
If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail the girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil
Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah