You used to get it in your fishnets 

　　Now you only get it in your night dress 

　　Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness 

　　Landed in a very common crisis 

　　Everything's in order in a black hole 

　　Nothing seems as pretty as the past though 

　　(Everything was pretty in the past though) 

　　That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco 

　　Remember when he used to be a rascal? 

Oh that boy's a slag 

　　The best you ever had 

　　The best you ever had 

　　Is just a memory and those dreams 

　　Not as daft as they seem 

　　Not as daft as they seem 

　　My love when you dream them up 

　　(Oh, where did you go? 

　　Where did you go? 

　　Where did you go? Woah.) Flicking through a little book of sex tips 

　　Remember when the boys were all electric? 

　　Now when she tells she's gonna get it 

　　I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it 

　　Clinging to not getting sentimental 

　　Said she wasn't going but she went still 

　　Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle 

　　Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? 

　　 

Falling about 

　　You took a left off Last Laugh Lane 

　　You just sounded it out 

　　You're not coming back again.