I would give you the stars in the sky

But they're too far away

If you were a hooker, you'd know

I'd be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy

I'd be suddenly gay



'Cause my heart belongs to you

My love is pure and true

My heart belongs to you

But my cock is community property



You're the only girl that I like to screw

When I'm not on the road

When I come home, my dinner's made

And the front lawn is mowed

I'll kiss your mouth

Even after you swallow my load



'Cause my heart belongs to you

There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you

My heart belongs to you

But my cock is community property



I wanna make it clear

So you retain it

My dick's a free spirit

And you can't restrain it

No, you just can't chain it down



I love you so much it hurts

From my head to my feet

I think of you and I can't

Help but fondle my meat

I see your face every time

That I go out and cheat



'Cause my heart belongs to you

There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do

My heart belongs to you

But my dong is community property

Yeah, yeah, yeah







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