I'm in Tokyo

looking for a Ho

Tried to score some blow

but I don't speak Japanese

Find a geisha girl

Take her for a whirl

Wrap a tuna roll on my dick

And the bitch is on her knees



Sucky Fucky

Sucky Fucky

Sucky Fucky

smells like sushi



Asian Hooker!

Hot little motherfucker!

Asian Hooker!

Dirty Little Cocksucker!



I'm in South Korea

Broke out with Gonorrhea

Now I totally figured it out

That's why it hurts when I go pee

I feel like a jerk

cuz my dick won't work

It's like i got punched in the nuts

by a dude who knows Thai-chi



Sucky Fucky

Sucky Fucky

Sucky Fucky

smells like sushi



Asian Hooker!

Hot little mother fucker!

Asian Hooker!

Dirty Little Cocksucker!



Hey, I'm the man with a plan

I'm fuckin' going to Japan

Gonna spend a couple grand

Just fucking hookers in the can

Fuck the rest of the band

I'm fucking going to Asian

Do some coke and get a tan

I'm fuckin gonna be the man!



Asian Hooker!

Hot little mother fucker!

Asian Hooker!

Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I want them Asian

Hookers!

Let's fuck some Asian

Hookers!!