Son Of Dork - Boyband

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Boy's we've been here for a while

But we've finally got the style

Strike your pose and fake a smile

Give me Kenny, give me Kyle

I hate to break it but it's true

Fifteen minutes we'll be through

And I won't have to talk to you



Now you know the words you fool

Sing along to you own tune

Wrote to prove you are a tool

Tell your friends you joined a boyband

Boyband



Good Chalotte said they like McFly

Is half their fanbase gonna cry?

It's so pathetic dry your eyes

When you gonna realise a tun's a tune?

I don't know why the metalheads want us to die

But these days they're all under nine

So I'll be fine



Now you know the words you fool

Sing along to you own tune

Wrote to prove you are a tool

Tell your mummy you joined a boyband

Boyband



I get calls from girls who saw me on TV

Behind my back they're saying nasty thing about me



"There's the kid who blew it all,

I sat next to him in school

Everyone thought he was cool

'til he quit his job and joined a boyband"

Boyband



Now you know the words you fool

Sing along to you own tune

Wrote to prove you are a tool

Tell your kids you joined a boyband

Boyband

Join a boyband

Join a boyband

Screw your life up

Join a boyband

Kids will hate you

Out to get you

Ever since you

Joined a boyband

It's really scary

Palms are sweaty

Potato guns are armed and ready

Screwed your life up

Just like Eddie

Ever since you

Joined a boyband...





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