Ooh, yeah



Come on down to our house

All the neighbors are away

We're invitin' everyone

We got take out and everything



The local P.D.'s been around

That's one right over there

And the chick that's sittin' on his face

Is glad that he is here



There isn't a time frame

Been doin' it all week long

So come on baby

And bring your friends along



Don't know what you're missin'

Having a hell of a time

Don't know what we're doin'

But I think we're doin' fine



We got a band playin'

And the singer's really fat

The cat is in the dryer

Who's the asshole who did that?



Someone's in the back room

I think they're gettin' high

If they don't unlock the bathroom

I'll just have to go outside



Got no worries

Ooh, movin' right along

And what a great night, babe

To do what you think is wrong



Don't know what you're missing

Having a hell of a time

Don't know what we're doin'

But I think we're doin' fine



Nobody is leavin'

'Cause, we're all too drunk to drive

Three days later, we're still here

And I think we're doin' fine



Oh, don't know what you're missing

Having a hell of a time

Don't know what we're doin'

But I think we're doin' fine



Nobody's leavin'

'Cause, we're all too drunk to drive

Three weeks later, we're still here

And I know we're doin' fine