It's love at first sight, I saw her turn right.

I saw her heading right for the aisle with ripened apples.

I stole a glance as she sorted through her bag, but she caught me.

Come on, stop being such a p***y...



I gotta move closer, go hide by the grocer.

Examining naval oranges as I adore her.

I know it's coy, but hey - that's not the point.

I can't help it, and oh man...



If you only knew half the things I wanna do.

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.

(Half the things I wanna do).

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.

(Half the things I wanna do).

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.

(Half the things I wanna do).

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.



(There she is)

[Who cares]

(Look up, smile)

[She's out of your league]

(She's always right, do something)

[You've got no chance]

(Look up)

[No chance in hell]

(Smile)

[It doesn't matter! ]

(Say hello)

[You don't matter! ]

(Say anything)

[Turn around and go]

(She's gone now)

Aw f**k it!



(This is the story of my life)

(This is the story of my life)



If you only knew half the things I wanna do.

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.

(Half the things I wanna do).

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.

(Half the things I wanna do). (This isn't healthy, but it's something)

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.

(Half the things I wanna do). (This isn't healthy, but it's something, and it's all that I can get)

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.