No more maybes 

Your baby’s got rabies 

Sitting on a ball 

In the middle of the andes 



Yeah I’m a freak of nature 

Yeah I’m a freak 



If only I could be as cool as you 

As cool as you 



Body and soul I’m a freak i’m a freak 

Body and soul I’m a freak 



Try to be different 

Well get a different disease 

Seems it’s in fashion 

To need the coldsore cream 



I don’t really know 

How to put on a ‘cool’ show 

As boring as they come 

Just tell me where to go 



If only I could be as cool as you 



Freak