Wine and dine her in a romantic fashion

Meet her parents and make a good impression

All her friends see me as the man of their dreams

What they don't see is my lust for the obscene



She first finds out on our wedding night

I gently disrobe her from her gown of white

I lift her thin veil with the utmost care

Then without warning I smear shit in her hair



She bites and claws with no avail

It's too late for a reason, I'm overcome by the smell

She used to think I was the man of her dreams

But my only true love is that of the obscene