Country music stars 

Like the catchy bars 

They smoke a lot of weed 

Yeah, those country singers 

Like to catch their buzz 

They love to drink whiskey 



Shotgun-Willie 

He got popped on the highway with 

A roach of that dealie in his ashtray 

Them cocaine cowboys just 

Don't feel right unless they're high 



Cowboys do more dope 

Than rock 'n rollers 

I wonder if cowboys do more dope 

Than rock 'n rollers 



Those long-haired rednecks 

Like to pack their nose 

They do a lot of blow 

Those dog roofers 

Like to take acid trips 

They love to go fast, not slow 



Behind that clean face in the closet 

Hooked on freebase 

Lurks another up-and-coming star 

Them cranked up cowboys just 

Don't feel right unless they're high, high 



Cowboys do more dope 

Than rock 'n rollers 

I wonder if cowboys do more dope 

Than rock 'n rollers 



Cowboys do more dope 

Than rock 'n rollers 

Do you think cowboys do more dope 

Than rock 'n rollers? 



Listen up, people 

Don't take the purple acid 

You'll have to get down off them towers