I'd like to actively encourage the toughest man

To dance as hard as he can to this

My song

And bring your stupidest friends along



We wrote this song because it's fucking boring

To keep spelling out the words that you keep ignoring

And your macho shit won't phase me now

It just makes us laugh, we got your cash, court-jester take a bow



Because did you know that when I was nine

I tried to fuck a friend of mine?

He was 8, then I turned 10



14 years later it happened again

With another friend

This time, me on the receiving end



All the fists in the world can't save you now

'Cause if you dance to this, you drink to me

And my sexuality

With your hands down my pants by transitive property