Mr. Clean tell me is that really you

I wonder what you've done

To become so big and dumb

But I know you can change your lifestyle once again

It's cool to be clean

If you know what I mean

When I gave you my favourite Chiquita shirt

I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone he meets

And who shows the world he's incomplete

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you

I wonder what you've done

To become so big and dumb

Last time we met you beat me up

That was no surprice

Though I miss the days when you were nice

It's hard to believe

That you don't owe me shit

I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines

At least I have the right to write

Anything I think is right

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you

I wonder what you've done

To become so big and dumb

Last time we met you beat me up

That was no surprice

Though I miss the days when you were nice

When you were nice

Looking back at the days when we were friends

Together as one we followed all the trends

But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend

Mr. Clean tell me is that really you

I wonder what you've done

To become so big and dumb

Last time we met you beat me up

That was no surprice

Though I miss the days when you were nice

When you were nice