Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down 

Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown 

Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long 

Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog 



In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell 

Making mommy mad, cause that's original 

If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go 

Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show 



I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why? 

Black metal sucks 

Careful not to smear your makeup 

You suck 

goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed 

Black metal sucks 

Auuuuuuuuuugh What? 

You suck 



Blacke Foryst of Despayr, taking photos of the band 

Put 'em up on myspace you're the envy of the land 

Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate 

When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake 



The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound 

Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound 

Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract 

From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act 



I wish your black clothes would combust. Why? 

Black metal sucks 

You know what dude, you look like a schmuck 

You suck 

Singer sounds like a wounded duck 

Black metal sucks 

I'd rather listen to... us 

You suck 



You know how I know you look like a fool? 

Lich King rules 

We're the best band and we're super cool 

We rule 

Straight from the 80's and we're old school 

Lich King rules 

Running out of rhymes, so wading pool 

Thrash is the rule

在那遥远的挪威啊,教堂都被烧光光.

来吧,穿上哥特服化上小丑妆.

戴上两尺铁钉长的皮质臂环,头发从中间分开,搓的像个青蛙.



恶魔是你妈啊?整天谈论撒旦,骷髅还有地狱.

如果你讨厌好音乐,黑金就是你的首选.

只在乎外表的混蛋,黑金时装秀.

真希望你们被车撞,为什么?

因为黑金就是坨屎. 

小心点别把妆弄丑了哦,但无论怎样你们还是傻透了..

哥特服,装愤怒,就像我前面说的,黑金太傻了...

怎样?!就是傻透了.

黑森林做背景,拍几张乐队照.

放到MySpace上,然后就认为自己很牛X了.

摆几个战斗的姿势,再加点愤怒的鬼脸.

上述这些你们都做好了,但你们却还想在湖上溜冰...

你们的音乐真是太棒了:最金属的声音.疾速的RIFF让人情不自禁跟着你们摇头.

还有依稀回荡在耳边的鼓点.再用金属礼掩盖你们那"过分牛X的尖叫".



真希望黑金服都被烧光,为什么?

黑金傻透了...

知道吗?你们看起来就像笨蛋一样傻...

主唱都像受伤的鸭子在吼叫,太傻了...

我情愿听...自己的音乐,因为你们太烂了...

难道你们不觉得自己看起来像傻X一样么?荔枝王万岁!

我们是最好的团,我们最厉害,荔枝王万岁!

80年代老摇万岁,荔枝王万岁!

貌似没词唱了,反正就是COOL,鞭挞万岁!