You're one mean stripper with a microphone

And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes

You're a waste of three minutes and a dance routine

And your daddy had to buy the record company



Guess I'll be the bad guy

So get mad at me

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks



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You ain't no Madonna

No you ain't no pop queen

You're just a prima donna suckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a strip tease



I can only listen to you in a magazine

You're the reason there ain't music on MTV



And I got a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks



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So take it off nice and slow

Or take it off my radio



You ain't no Madonna

No you ain't no pop queen

You're just a prima donna fuckin' all the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a strip tease



[Chorus]