I took cutie for a ride in my death cab

She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab

Before she left she made a dashboard confessional 

And spilled her guts in cursive but what's worse is

I could still see her bright eyes like sunny day real estate

Oh my and in a funny way it irritates 

So high but no chance



My little chemical romance left a bad taste in my mouth

But I approached her like hey Mercedes why the long face

Why you crying? there's no need

Just throw on this coheed and fall out boy meets girl jimmy eat world

But Schlep eats pills till he's all out

Not once not twice she was thrice times a lady

Actin' all brand new, but I had to

Bounce over to the postal services to



Pick up these pills that take care of my nervousness

And on the way I saw planes and mistook'em for stars 

She played games but she took em too far

At the drive in



Watching soft porn and you could tell

By the trail of the dead, that there was something in the popcorn

Hopped back in my cab destination midtown 

Just to get up with some kids that like to get down

I made my rounds and that was that



In between the frowns, the scraps and heart attacks

And I remember I seen her ass in early November

On a Thursday taking back Sunday for a refund

She shot a wink like no hard feelings

Then she jetted to Brazil man them pills had me spun



This is the story of the year right here

This is hot water music

Put ya ramen into it